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Grief Beard

When a man starts growing a beard after a traumatic event (usually a breakup possibly a death) and continues to grow said beard until he's done grieving (read: rebound).

Sometimes this can be counterproductive since some dudes look like a serial rapist when they grow a beard, thus lengthening the grieving process and the beard.
Good thing Drew hoooked up with another chick so soon or else his grief beard would've looked like Al Gore's after the 2000 election.
by ThinkingMan January 12, 2009
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Blake Griffin

A robot being used for a secret project by the US government that buttrapes the shit out of any tall NBA players and posterize dunks on them
Blake Griffin had such a monster throwdown yesterday on KG, he's probably still wondering what happened.
by Pseudonym41212 March 18, 2011
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Griefwood

An often awkward and unfortunate erection resulting from extreme sadness or bereavement.
The soldiers sat around the campfire, stricken with griefwood over the death of their commanding officer. They waited for someone so inspired to step forward and deliver a eulogy, but no one dared stand up.
by paraffinshot May 16, 2009
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Grief jerkey

grief jerkey is any cooked meat that is eaten during periods of intense greiving over the loss of a loved one. Typically the meat is of the portable variety such as cold cuts, hot dogs, or when doing things properly..sausage. Grief jerkey is well known to be beloved by the Irish, and is typically enjoyed out of the back of an open car trunk in the parking lot of a funeral home after a wake or funeral service.
(overheard at Tone's wake) "Hey Schmitty...grab me another cold one and toss me a piece of grief jerkey while you are at it"
by tuesdaywine July 10, 2009
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Penn-Griffin School for the Arts

A small magnet school for the arts located in the bootleg part of High Point, North Carolina. Students tend to complain about it being so small, but they actually love it a lot. Students pick a major from: Art, Band, Chorus, Dance, Drama, Guitar, Orchestra, and Piano. It rocks.
Aunt Mildred: So Johnny, where do you go to school now?
Johnny: I go to Penn-Griffin School for the Arts and I major in dance
Aunt Mildred: What? What's that? Penn-what?
by orchestra ftw April 22, 2008
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Ken Griffey Jr.

The Man. Possibly the greatest overall outfielder ever as well as the best player in Mariners history.
Ken Griffey jr. is such a beast, he's the man!!
by David Hagan March 14, 2006
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grief

when you feel so helpless and stupid that you think nothing will ever be right again, and your macaroni and cheese tastes like sawdust, and you can't even jerk off because it seems like too much trouble.
by jexjex July 24, 2012
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