Griefwood 

An often awkward and unfortunate erection resulting from extreme sadness or bereavement.

The soldiers sat around the campfire, stricken with griefwood over the death of their commanding officer. They waited for someone so inspired to step forward and deliver a eulogy, but no one dared stand up.

Griefwood by paraffinshot May 16, 2009

Messi Greenwood 

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.

Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.

Messi Greenwood by Benny XI July 9, 2020

jonny greenwood 

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.

jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time

jonny greenwood by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006

greenwood lake middle school 

Have you ever wanted to go in a dumpster fire? Well greenwood lake is for you! Kids stoned out of their minds, drug deals, retards that think they are black and in gangs, crack addicts and way more!!

Dumpster fire be like.. Greenwood lake middle school

greenwood lake middle school by Yung Lord Dagger Dick October 17, 2019

Jonny Greenwood 

Someone who has an eery talent for creating some of the most beautiful and original sounds/songs out there.

Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).

A large cog in the Radiohead machine.

You're a right Jonny Greenwood!
Jonny Greenwood is my idol.

Jonny Greenwood by OssettRyan December 29, 2007

Mason Greenwood 

An ex- United player who's been arrested for raping his girlfriend. People used to compare Deadwood to the likes of Saka and Foden but they were all fatherless United fans. Can often be seen asking women to open their legs before allegedly bruising and bashing them. Proper cunt.

"Dad did Mason Greenwood score today."
"No son he's in prison because he's a dirty rapist."

Mason Greenwood by MASON FORCEWOOD February 6, 2022

Reverse Greenwood 

A Reverse Greenwood combines several other well known deviant sex acts in one, resulting in pain and humiliation for one or both partners. In the Reverse Greenwood the male performs a reverse helicopter and then, while his penis is in the female's vagina, he inserts both testicles into her anus (double dongo style) and then deficates on her lower back.

Last night I thought that Mike was looking for something under the bed, next thing I know he pulled a Reverse Greenwood on me. It was warm and troublesome. I was humiliated, completely.

Reverse Greenwood by Woody Tobias, Jr. February 16, 2009