1.) Underwear women wear because they have no sex lives or hags.  2.) Underwear your mother bought you.  3.)  What normal women are forced to wear when all the other panties haven't been washed yet.
by MissyLalalala July 5, 2005
 Get the granny pantiesmug.
Get the granny pantiesmug. An old broad taking care of a younger man that is using her for her wealth. Younger guys that associate & enjoy a Sugar Granny's presence aren't necessarily complete scum as long as the relationship is mutually benificial for both parties & both individuals are respected. Sugar Granny's usually go for the tools that are sweet & have a darkside. *;)-8-<
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Douchebag: I can't have anyone come over tonight, after my girlfriend leaves Sugar Granny is coming by. After she bought me a boat she really has been taking up all my time.
by originalsexcaries February 28, 2011
 Get the sugar grannymug.
Get the sugar grannymug. by Fantabuloustasticness February 26, 2015
 Get the Granny Trannymug.
Get the Granny Trannymug. Granny's house, I don't wanna stay, I just wanna go home, I don't wanna be at granny's house she be creeping me out, take me home right now, I don't wanna stay here
by =) goodtimes December 24, 2019
 Get the granny's housemug.
Get the granny's housemug. its if your tights are kinda baggy and leave wrinkles on your legs...looking like you have saggy legs lol.
by bunnikins0012 January 5, 2009
 Get the granny legsmug.
Get the granny legsmug. Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.
by 1dead April 12, 2022
 Get the Klan Granniesmug.
Get the Klan Granniesmug. Placing your hand in a bowl of water for 15 minutes, turning on your favorite Susan Sorandan movie, and give yourself a reverse handjob.
Mike spent his entire Saturday night given himself the reverse granny while watching reruns of the Golden Girls season 5.
by Kikker May 18, 2013
 Get the Reverse Grannymug.
Get the Reverse Grannymug.