goruffalo

A chick that looks like she is a cross between a gorilla and a buffalo. Not only is she fat but she is ugly as gorilla.

Man did you see the goruffalo that Jones got drunk and fucked last night? (Common occurance among military men in the barracks)

by Schermerhorn January 13, 2009

extra-googular

A bastardization of "extra-sensory". A term used by someone claiming to have superior knowledge outside a standard Google search. Used mostly by armchair professors claiming to be experts in a particular field, but don't wish to supply proof of a valid degree.

"As someone who works in healthcare*, I have extra-googular sources that prove the gay gene."

*Poster is a bedpan-changer at a nursing home.

by Paulywalnutz January 7, 2008

gorous..tail

gorous..tail is an amazing human being named olive, he uses he/him prns and he is a pan trans man! olive is also the best person in the world and he is cute<3 he is dating nyx(he/they)

person 1: hey do u know gorous..tail? person 2: yeah I do know him! he is the best person that exists

by #boyboss November 29, 2021

Googun

commonly mispronounced term for "glue gun"

There is nothing wrong with being naked while using a hot googun.

by mnopqr August 14, 2006

goofus

A Goofus is a human male who loves skateboarding, tequila shots and all things Indonesian. It is the type of guy who takes his clothes off during a game of ping pong, who breaks out into a mediocre rap in the middle of a normal conversation, and who decorates your bicycle with Christmas lights when you're not looking. A Goofus is all about positivity. He is the guy who will drive you to the beach after dark on the coldest night of the year, and who will drink sake with you in the middle of the day if you feel like it. One of the things that comes out of his mouth most is: "OKAY, LET'S DO THIS" and he says it in such a way that you go: "YEA, OF COURSE, LET'S JUMP INTO THAT PILE OF QUICKSAND, NO PROBLEM, LET'S GO!!!" People are not yet sure why his enthusiasm is so contagious. Theory goes that it's because a Goofus is unusually good looking and his curly hair always looks like he has just woken up, or that it's because he is some sort of weird and very satisfying mixture of smooth and sweet. Nobody really knows, so for the time being, this phenomenon is referred to as 'the Goofus magic'. When you meet a Goofus, keep him in your life in whatever way possible. And if by any strange twist of fate you get the chance, take him out for beer and a make out session - he might be good at life in general but he is excellent at that too.

- "Why are you wearing a silly costume on a regular night out?"
- "I pulled a Goofus."

-"Wow, that dude is amazing!"
- "Yea, he is definitely a Goofus allright."

- "When people are on the verge of getting depressed, they just need to Goofus up their lives, man."

- "For sure!"

- "Yesterday a kid was afraid to do a skateboarding trick so I spread some Goofus magic until he did."
- "Right on, Simon!"

by Latenightsun January 21, 2017

goomus

A term commonly used in the small town of Bairnsdale referring to the way you look and act.

Lard er all goomy.

Got a durry der goomus

by Scottley January 17, 2008

goor

(adj)-where one good thing is offset by a poor thing

(n.) - a state of being niether good or poor in emotion

Man 1: How was your blind date?
Man 2. Dog, she was goor! She had good tits but a poor ass.

Woman 1: How do you feel about the statistics class?
Woman 2: Goor. For every good score on a homework assignment, I get a poor test grade. I don't know how to feel.

by Jovany "Sledge" Ramirez. The coolest man in my room!(December 14,2005. 2:00 a.m.) July 23, 2008