goorund 

when you drop something on the ground but aren't paying attention and likely high.

I dropped my medication on the goorund, does the 5 second rule still apply?

goorund by Apocales September 15, 2018

Goofundum 

When an extremely attractive female/male, is in a relationship with a very goofy or unattractive male/female. Commonly referred to as "out of one's league."

This word and definition combo was invented back in 2002. We were at Virginia Beach, hanging out. We noticed that all of the attractive females, were with very goofy/unattractive men. At this time, the men were carrying a pizza, which apparently helped them out. This definition has since evolved, as the lesser attractive of the two people now do not necessarily have a pizza with them.

Person A "How did Kim end up with Johnny? She is so hot, and look at him!"

Person B "Yep, that's goofundum at its finest!"

Goofundum by Jund3r December 19, 2012

goofundle 

The white, pasty residue left from a sweaty buttcrack.

goofundle by mojojojo June 22, 2003