Gooner

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.

Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?

by Its chris not ava kris December 31, 2024

Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum

callum is such a gooner

by cookie fella May 9, 2025

certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.

Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help

by himolton April 22, 2024

Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow

You're a mad gooner!

by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025

Gooner

People who are stupid enough to support Arsenal fc

There are so many gooners in london

by IMawordmaker20 November 14, 2024

Gooner

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

by Niju2 May 12, 2024

Gooner

If you are an indian from the South whose first name is Blaze. Smelly indian, who goes on weather app when around the huzz and yaps when there is bruzz only. One who makes his voice louder when the huzz talk close to him.

Blaze is a gooner ong.

by person0927 December 3, 2024