Goob

(adjective.) guh-ō-b:
An endearing term referring to an individual that is inadvertently silly.

Silliness may or may not be limited to:
-Using excessive emojis
-Making noises when things are bumped into
-Makes up words
-Usually doesn't know what to do with his/ her hands
-Mouth kissing animals

Synonyms: nerd, dork, weirdo, nut

Alex is such a goob. He's always sending me a bunch of emojis at once.

by sk8rboi92 January 23, 2017

Goob

When the food is good but your mouth is too full to correctly pronounce good

This is goob. Very goob.

by Sydbey January 24, 2017

goobed on

Another way of saying, "Get shit on" when you successfully defeat someone in a task.

Caleb: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHH!! (anger noises)
Jaden: haha you're bad kid get goobed on.

by RichardCheaz4 December 13, 2020

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

goob

What someone says when there is food in their mouth and they are trying to say “good”. They are usually talking about the food.

How’s the food?
While chewing: *it’s goob*

by Quadobyulon March 27, 2021

goob gobler

is a person who will stare at any women's breast at any given time... and begin to drewl.....

you must stare at the titt....

you must drewl over the titt...

and most important you must make a life style of this habitt and always do it where ever you go.... so goob over ever boob you gobler...... solo

Aaron is such a "goob gobler".... look at him drewl, while staring at all these titts.....

by Wodie-son-ya-ma-shima July 6, 2011