gooner

A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.

"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"

by BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix December 25, 2007

Gooner

A vague Canadian measurement.

"Hey Margo, how big of a glass of wine would you like?"

"A gooner should do the trick!"

by Brass Dog Champ June 13, 2021

Gooner

A schooner of goon.

Jeff was drunk as hell after throwing back a few gooners.

by Jeff25 April 28, 2008

Gooner

racist term used during the vietnam war to describe a asian person

gooners lobbed 3 mortatr rounds near the CP last night

by chinaman309 August 30, 2005

goner

When your boner goes away after looking at a guy.

Wow, I just got a big goner!

by Niles Keller March 1, 2007

goner

An inanimate statement, assumption, or interpretation acknowledged as to be completely "ridiculous" yet equally intelligent because of the perception of something great that's not really there.

The sidewalk flavored Daniel Larusso's bicuspid syrup (the goner) was great on my potatoes.

Frisbee divided by ' for crunches' equals a squirrel's dream's lockerroom high five.

by Cool Jimmy Beans August 6, 2011

A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021