glodis is the funniest girl you will ever meet. she is also really hot and every guy wants her! she has a great ass and bob
kevin: wow did you see glodis today? the guy that gets her is lucky man
julie: yes he’ll be so lucky to get that ass every day
julie: yes he’ll be so lucky to get that ass every day
by yuritardedyololol October 31, 2019
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Get the Gloodlue mug.Glod is an all powerful god. he is a giant goat with the head of will smith. his mouth is a black hole and his tail has a third eye on the end of it. this eye is the sun. he also has a volcano instead of a butthole and a whale's blowhole on his neck. if you are a bad person, your soul gets flung into his volcano arse for eternity, and if you are good your soul lives in his lungs for 100 years, until he spits you out using his blowhole. then you are sent back to earth to be reborn
All hail Glod
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Get the glowdick mug.A gloede is a potato. Not your typical spud of course. It is a term to describe someone with the motivation, looks, and intelligence of a potato.
-Let's not bother with that guy, his brain is fried like a vegetable. He's a gloede.
-It's like arguing with a gloede, you don't understand or hear anything!!
-It's like arguing with a gloede, you don't understand or hear anything!!
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(noun): the tender fat below the chin that creates a double chin. In other words, “the squish down under.”
I always hate taking my driver’s license photo. They always tell me to tilt my chin down, which really accentuates my glondum.
by redfish235 August 21, 2021
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