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ruby gloom

A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.

Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...
"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."
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Glooper

Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.
"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"
by kuishiba August 28, 2022
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Gloom Lifter

An activity, usually a long drive to coast, that is taken to relieve the gloom of every day life. Used to lift the spirits, get out of the house, get away from the tv / console and hide from responsibilities.
There is fuck all on tv, the wife is constantly nagging, the baby is crying and the dog has puked on the carpet. Bollocks to the world, I'm taking a long gloom lifter. I will return when I can once again see a purpose to life.
by normanstanleyfletcher July 2, 2016
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glooce

Glooce is the name of the hottest person ever. The word comes from Glucose, meaning Glooce is very sweet. It also sounds like "gloss" because Glooce is expensive and you cant touch her.
"Wow, did you hear how funny and perfect she is? who is she??!" "That's Glooce"
by Glooce December 1, 2020
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Gloobtuber

A tube of yogurt that blogs everyday
I sent my yogurt out to be a gloobtuber today but he squirted all over my cumfungulous
by Deffy21 December 20, 2020
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Glompity

For something or someone to be slimy or wet in a smelly way.
A blob fish becomes Glompity when it sits in the sun for too long.
by Evthewordmaster June 1, 2023
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Glomp

(v.) - To shit on someone sexually.

(n.) - A shit that you did on someone sexually.
I glomped the homies goodnight.

I ate the glomp I did on my homie.
by The Ohio Booty Tickler October 22, 2023
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