golf

An moderately challenging "game" that only dillusional, out of shape enthusiasts refer to as a "sport", in order to fool themselves into believing that their participation somehow makes them "athletes", even though the pertruding beer gut and lack of any strenuous physical activity imply otherwise.
Golfers generally claim that because this "game" requires hand eye coordination and proper form to excel, that justifies "golf" being a sport (note: nothing really about athletic prowess and physical fitness and conditioning). Given that criteria, we should expect to see our first terminally ill, overweight, 90 year-old, carton-a-day smoking, television addicted grand sports champion on the cover of "Sports Illustrated" in the near future.

"You're an Olympic Triathlete in top physical condition with ten gold medals? Well, I'm a golfer. We should hang out and trade stories since we have so much in common. Let me drink the rest of my Budweiser and finish my potato chips and fried chicken first, though. Oh, you're going to the gym? What's a "gym"?"

by Not an athlete and not pretending to be one August 2, 2007

glolady

woman who radiates light

Glolady always sheds light on the subject.

by Lisa Landis April 3, 2006

Play golf

Sexual term, means you can use any hole you want for sexual purposes.

"I'll let you play golf, any hole you want."

by Craig Addams August 12, 2006

golf shirt

A polo shirt; a short-sleeved collared shirt with buttons at the neck, traditionally worn by golfers.

"For my school uniform, I have to wear a golf shirt."

by Liza Gutterman July 3, 2006

golf

Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.

Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

GSOLFOT

Green sock on Left Foot on Tuesdays club for scale model makers

Have you joined GSOLFOT yet?
Oh you are one of those GSOLFOT's!

by Noni December 13, 2004

Golf

The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes

golfers are elitist pricks

by jimmyjohnbillybobjones August 16, 2005