gloit

somebody who steals insults knowing full well it will piss the original creator off

you fucking gloit gloit is my insult

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

Glowatch

The best last name you could possobly obtain. Is very fun to say and make fun of. The name "Glowatch" comes from british culture. People with this name tend to speak in british accents, despite not being born there. Tends to be blonde and walks into glass doors frequently. That is a very common trait amoung them.

Guy: Hey, did you hear about Glowatch?
Other Guy: Does her/his watch glow in the dark?
Guy: probably. The name IS glow-watch.

by Psychokillerinyourbed October 3, 2012

Glottis

A retard who talks utter bollocks on a forum.

Omg m8r ur a Glottis!

by roxxordewd1234 January 5, 2005

Gloaming

The act of breaking a glow stick, mixing the chemical with your jizz, and depositing it into your lovers vagina.

I did some serious gloaming with your mother last night, she's such a bright woman.

by PL25 November 19, 2012

glatiator school

a glatiator school is sometimes what they call juvinial prisons because youthfull offenders are offten more violant then adults

spofford,linclon hall and tryon are glatiator schools

by NLR718 July 15, 2006

Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.

Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009

gloatation

To stunt or showboat one's accomplishments.

My gloatation for the day is that I moved in 100 people in under 60 days!

by HWC October 3, 2012