Giovanni

A smart caring spouse

Giovanni is smart and funny

by hjvvg cfvcghvn nmvghv h August 21, 2022

Giovanni

the hugest dick on heart, god fucker

oh, Giovanni, you’re a god

by sorcio December 20, 2021

Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025

Giovanni

A guy who's incredibly handsome and well known all around Poland and Italy. His whistling is better than Ed Sheeran songs and his biceps bigger than a basket ball. Once you meet him, your life is changed forever.

I was dancing, then Giovanni came up.. My life is finished.

by mirti March 6, 2017

Giovanni

Something that appears bad but is actually friggin tuff yo

“Ts is so kevin”
“Nah, ts is Giovanni

by Tagzsodium May 11, 2025

Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

Giovanni

giovanni is a sweet boy who will always be there for you even when it hurts him. giovanni will stand bright and tall for you even if it means hes not okay. giovanni is the worlds best boyfriend anybody could ask for.

“omg is that giovanni? your bf?”

“HELL YEAHHH!!”

by the girl from afar November 20, 2023