Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025

Giovanni

The sexiest man alive every one wants him but none of the girls can have him becuase he is gay and has his eye on a special blonde boy

Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore

Bryan:omg did you see giovanni he is so hot
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad

Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night

by BASMENT Kidnapper November 22, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Giovanni

Something that appears bad but is actually friggin tuff yo

“Ts is so kevin”
“Nah, ts is Giovanni

by Tagzsodium May 11, 2025

giovanni

very big drittes bein in se hose very dumm butt sexxsy affffffffff you will wnt to ride on his big hard drittes bein very juicy ass steals girlfriends and plays uno naked with his friends at 3 am on sundayy (drittes bein steht für schwanz)

what is that ?

its giovannis drittes bein

by 1_am_schwanz November 21, 2021

Giovanni

usually the name of a gay nigga…that’s about it tbh.always short and favorite catchphrases are “HUHHHHHHH NIGGGA” and “DID YOU CUM IN ME?!!”.

“Giovanni is such a gay ass nigga.”
“Yo,remember when Giovanni got his ps4 broken because of a top??”

by thatniggacolt December 3, 2021

Giovanni

Handsome kind leader funny athlete

Giovanni can throw the ball far

by Lil GP June 21, 2021