a Ghoster (noun) is a type of very large shit, one that you can't see in the pan.
Because of the speed and force that large poo's vacate the rectum, they carry great momentum and such turds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can't see them upon peering down the loo.
Such dumps are very frustrating to a shitter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big craps require hard work.
Because of the speed and force that large poo's vacate the rectum, they carry great momentum and such turds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can't see them upon peering down the loo.
Such dumps are very frustrating to a shitter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big craps require hard work.
John enters after using the toilet
John: Dammit! I just did a ghoster.
Tim: Ohnoes! I hate it when that happens!
...some seconds later
Tim: Why were you looking down the toilet?
John: Dammit! I just did a ghoster.
Tim: Ohnoes! I hate it when that happens!
...some seconds later
Tim: Why were you looking down the toilet?
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A disembodied erection. A boner that does not exist in physical form. The experience of having an erection, but without the physical act of becoming erect. Similar to phantom pains experienced with limb amputation, but with penises.
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Though, medically speaking, Eric had no feeling below his waste, he could still get a ghoster every time a pretty girl walked by.
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device used for disguising marijuana smoke. Consists of stuffing an empty toilet paper roll with bounce sheets and covering the end with a bounce sheet fastened to the tube by an elastic.Commonly used in college dorms who enforce a strict no smoking policy.
guy 1: yo do you wanna hit the bong?
guy 2: yeah sure, but we gotta use the ghoster or else we could get in shit
guy 2: yeah sure, but we gotta use the ghoster or else we could get in shit
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