geoff hurst

Northern English rhyming slang for urinating, or a burst.

Hurry up in there, I'm dying for a Geoff Hurst.

by Skylar K. Write July 11, 2006

gefoffinator

Penis. Male member. Copulatory appedage. Johnson. Shlong. Dick. Fuck stick.

Whilst giving Billy Bob a blow job, she done bit his gefoffinator.

by Tom LaBelle May 28, 2004

Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"

by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018

groffsauce

SHIP NAME FOR LIN AND GROFF. BEST. THING. EVER.

idk how to use groffsauce in a sentence lmao

by its litty titty October 3, 2017

Geoff

Synonymous with the word douche.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.

Great, that just looks like a Geoff...
See douche

by drummergirl marie April 24, 2011

groff

Someone who cannot spell correctly or say the word "peculiar". May be, perhaps, legally retarded and drives around in and Oldsmobile.

Man, Chris is such a freakin' groff

by i'llnevertell August 21, 2004

Geofficient

A term to describe a process that is in no way efficient, lacks any sense of logic and is always less efficient and more convoluted than the original (or standard) solution. This is usually thought through design of a "Geoff".

Guy_A: I made that change to the button, now when a user clicks on it there's 15 Yes/No popups before the file is saved.
Guy_B: Didn't it just used to save? That seems rather convoluted.
Guy_A: eh, it is but that's more Geofficient.

by aRandomGadjee February 16, 2021