geriattrition

the process of aging while knowing that you will never see any Social Security/Medicare/pension/retirement benefits.

"Due to a high rate of geriattrition, I'll be eating cat food and living in a van down by the river when I retire."

by BadaBoomer February 7, 2013

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

gergatoode

A small annoying female acting like a "cat" (VERY SCIENTIFIC)

Katy: OMG she is a total gergatoode

Haley: ehh totally

by Spongebobs Gērgåtøødë January 24, 2016

Germatic

My husband is German and I said in passing you're being so dramatic and then I linked in that he was also a German. Then the term Germatic was born.

A dramatic German
“You're being so germatic”.
“You're a German and you're being dramatic， you're germatic”.

by Mumma Jazz August 11, 2017

gerbalog

Shit faced mother fucker

Let's get gerbaloged.

by Gerbalog April 8, 2018

Gerbtastic

A nicer way to say something/someone is fantastic or amazing

Rose: Look at my math test! I got an A+!
Me: Rose, that is so gerbtastic!

by Roseroa March 22, 2019

Geriatromance

A romance between the elderly. Often quick to occur and no-strings-attached, because they just don't have time for that shit.

"Another geriatromance broke out in the nursing home today. I caught old man Jenkins going down on Carla under the pudding table. He took his dentures out and everything."

by Durpenheim June 26, 2019