When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
by anonymous June 13, 2021
Get the Crap-gathering pointmug. A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.
Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”
by Churcheducator June 19, 2020
Get the Gatheringmug. A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
Get the gather girlmug. by Deadpool9703 February 4, 2021
Get the cum gatheringmug. A "prior to da scheduled shindig" where da festival's directors and participants get together to set everything up and discuss/arrange da events, scheduling, and other necessary logistics.
Just as arriving an hour early and taking a stroll around to leisurely check out all of da floats and displays dat are sitting in line to be in a parade can be equally --- or sometimes even more --- enjoyable than watching da parade itself, attending a previval gathering can also be a total blast, just as da actual hoot 'n' holler dat's being prepared for will conceivably be --- in both examples, you not only get to see everything up-close and thus notice and savor more of da subtle details, but you also are able to meet all of da jovial folks who are running da various attractions, and might even get cordially invited to join one or more of them once da show starts if they see dat you have a particular interest in da subject-matter and/or special capabilities dat they can utilize in their presentations. Plus in any case, of course, you may likely be able to help a few of da fairground-folks to set up some of their displays, which can gain you brownie-points wif them for future networking purposes, and possibly also create some new friendship along da way.
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
Get the previval gatheringmug. If befriending hippie-types is what floats yer boat, then attending a treevival gathering might be right up yer alley.
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
Get the treevival gatheringmug. Pretty much Target brand.
Just a buncha food.
such as offbrand veggie straws or hard-boiled eggs or offbrand Lunchables.
Just a buncha food.
such as offbrand veggie straws or hard-boiled eggs or offbrand Lunchables.
I'm running out of names...
I'll just use placeholders.
Person 1: Just a quick Target run. Want anything?
Person 2: Nah, but I do want Good & Gather™ hard-boiled eggs.
Person 1: ok.
Off Person 1 went on a Target run.
I'll just use placeholders.
Person 1: Just a quick Target run. Want anything?
Person 2: Nah, but I do want Good & Gather™ hard-boiled eggs.
Person 1: ok.
Off Person 1 went on a Target run.
by Orrinpants November 1, 2021
Get the Good & Gathermug.