fartle

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

furtile

A neat and hairy vulva.

Gotta love the furtile!

by NickE May 7, 2007

firtle

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.

"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

furgle

someone who spends all day with a single girl and then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they were "watching a movie."

Brian Holmes is a prime example of a furgle.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Futtle

Confusion of foot when striking an inanimate object!

:foot hits toliet: AH! My futtle!

by the Jew June 9, 2003

furthermore...

A creature of unknown origin, formed of nothing but black lines and white spaces. His only one hurdle in life is being born unable to die..ever..yet with this gift comes the want and need for death itself. Furthermore..., in a nutshell is invincible yet massively suicidal.

An odd confusion of phonetics and semantics curdled alongside an array and assortment of glorophoric genocide.

Furthermore
Function: adverb
: in addition to what precedes :

Furthermore... jumped into a chasm filled with honey soaked muskrats and came out with pancakes.

(Furthermore #3 coming soon, if you live in or around T.O. FREE!!)

by Furthermore... March 22, 2005

furple

fur-bearing pet, specifically a cat
"fur people"

I got to get home to feed the furple.

by auryx September 28, 2004