Fingering

Feels really nice to put your finger in your butthole. It's so nice and warm, sometimes I like to give it a good toot and sniff it. If I'm really feeling.....nasty, I sometimes lick it. I highly recommend it, trust me you won't regret it.

Sometimes accidents happen where I'll try farting but I end up shitting on my finger, I do not recommend licking your finger if that does happen, unless you want to get the norovirus.

Fingering

by Heyhihellobye December 4, 2021

funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.

Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

fingering

sticking two or more fingers up a girls pussy hole moving them about sharply and having enjoyment sex using ur fingers.

me fingering alice and watching her have orgasims everytime

by steee January 5, 2006

fingering your ape

The art of penetrating ones hoonie'nan'r

I was late getting home and much to my delight, found my girlfriend there fingering her ape.

Are you gunna blow me or just sit there fingering your ape?

by cblocker April 17, 2011

Ghost Fingering

The act of raising your left arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture reversed (over your left shoulder) whilst riding your illegal Electric Bike faster than the legal speed limit in the UK and triggering a Speed Camera so it captures you Ghost Riding (see Ghost Rider's definitions) and giving the Police "the finger" in the captured Police evidence.

I love to do Ghost Fingering to the Police Gatso Camera when I Ghost Ride past above the legal speed limit on my illegal Electric Bike.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

fudgeriegar

an expletive combining the words fuck and budgeriegard

Man 1. hello my good man, would you like to come and see Cats in theatre with me?
Man 2. why the fudgeriegar would i ever want to do anything with you old man

by scott69 May 23, 2006

fingering

The act of breaking one's finger while performing a coding activity on a laptop.

Bro fingering sucks.

by yeayeayeayeayyee December 31, 2020