Foonergy

Foonergy is the energy found in the feet. Most commonly noticed in those that can't sit still and in dancers.

When your body has to move, it may allocate its energy to one specific area, which causes fidgeting. When the foot is used to expend this energy, it is said to have foonergy.

by NovakAttack September 21, 2009

fooney

The feeling and smell on your face after a nice clean shave.

My dad's face was fooney after he shaved.

After I shaved, I didn't feel fooney. Maybe because I missed a spot.

by nails907 November 4, 2013

Foon

Foon is the name given to a person or animal, who looks slightly retarded and is somewhat clumsy, never graceful and down right funny to watch.
Taken from the cat, Foon, who started the trend.

Bang Clash Clang
"What was that?"
"Don't worry, it was just Foon"

"I just pulled a Foon"

by Spider Kitten December 24, 2007

foon

(combination of fool and goon)-An unnaturally tall, unintelligent, and uncoordinated person with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop of hair. Usually mows lawns (and does a crappy job).

The epitome of foon..... you know who you are

by Jeff Fatha June 10, 2005

floondarnk

When an action is so retarded is baffles the imagination.

i.e. Using your phone to update your Facebook/Twitter status to ask people to call 911 for you.

Status update: Help me! I am stuck in my car! - updated from mobile.

first commenter: that is so floondarnk. FAIL

by 1658 January 12, 2010

foonce

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.
Originated from the ancient Australian family, The Bakers.

I just got my foonce waxed.

by Foonce July 9, 2014

fooning

Fooning=friends+spooning
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.

Josh “Hey Sam, I’m getting cold over here, wanna come over for some good ole’ fooning?”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”

by The_Fooning_Master October 7, 2018