A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)
France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).
by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007
Get the francemug. A country that put the best European country, "Germany" in to recession for no god damn reason. The country smells like s*** and looks like S***. The people are very mean, rude and stuck up. Annoying accents. Bad people over all. And a major threat to my country, "Germany" They basically hate everything. don't car about any one but theirselves.
by tewrrerfefggf March 7, 2009
Get the Francemug. A country on Europe that is known for surrendering a lot. Their flag is a surrender flag with a blue and red stripe on the sides.
by Blah. It's a person June 9, 2020
Get the Francemug. A European country that absolutely sucks ass. Don't go there. It's absolute shit. I'm begging you. It's the fucking worst.
by Dave the Overweight Gorilla November 5, 2020
Get the Francemug. A Country in Western Europe, that is known for it's culture involving Cheese, Bread, and Snails. Home to the tourist bait known as the Eiffel Tower, It's capital Paris is the biggest and capital city of France and is one of the most popular cities on Earth. France is a country that gets a bad reputation due to their laughable performance in World War 2, However the French army is no joke, and is the Fifth most powerful army in the world. France is home to around 60 Million people and is part of the European Union.
"Hey, didn't you go to Europe for Vacation?"
"Yep, Went to France and had a great time there, lovely people!"
"Doesn't France, like, lose ever war they're in?"
"No. No idea where you got that from."
"Yep, Went to France and had a great time there, lovely people!"
"Doesn't France, like, lose ever war they're in?"
"No. No idea where you got that from."
by Jack Jacques Jackson May 24, 2018
Get the Francemug. A country that loves to bash America until they need our help taking care of terrorists that they practically invite to their country. Then once we save their ass, they continue to bash us again. They were also known for losing every single war when they weren't lead by Empolean.
If it wasn't for us, France would become Nazi Germany and everyone in France would be speaking German with Hitler as world leader.
by JoeyCentral September 11, 2011
Get the Francemug. Glass Joe's origin. Thought to be the weakest country in warfare, but this is wrong. Petoria is actually the weakest country.
While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
by ThePunchOutMan June 19, 2009
Get the Francemug.