empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 12, 2011

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

Fortune

A very slimy and cunning person. They are always scheming border- line devious hatcheries, and always keep it to themselves. You might think they are dormant but they always have an agenda.

What that Fortune had planned was slimy and unnoticeable.

by Mansa Zygarde November 23, 2021

Fortuneering

The art or process of making wise, strategic decisions that lead to favourable or fortunate outcomes.

I'm fortuneering my fate.

by H.Wicks April 18, 2025

Soldier of Fortune

a daily web magazine published by Susan Katz Keating

Soldier of Fortune magazine was founded in 1975, by Lieutenant Colonel, U.S. Army Reserve, (Ret.) Robert K. Brown, a Green Beret who served with Special Forces in Vietnam.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

fortune favors the brave

a successful person is often one who is willing to take risks.

As the old adage goes, "fortune favors the brave"; the most successful entrepreneurs are often those willing to take risks and step outside their comfort zones.

by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024

fortune

a surprisingly high price or amount of money.

"I spent a fortune on drink and drugs"

by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024