You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 11, 2011
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
by ch4rg3 May 07, 2020
A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.
by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017
When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 03, 2020
When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.
by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024
To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
by The Grottomaster May 28, 2015
by Ram Ranch January 09, 2020