fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

fog frog

A fog frog is a sex position. You play one single round of leap frog and then blow a fog/air horn up ur opponent's ass

Michael really new how to fog frog last night

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Fog of Waah

When you're so wrapped up in your own moody moping that you can't see, act, or /think clearly. The ugly emo cousin of fog of war. In extreme cases, send for a waahmbulance.

Barry's so mopy and depressed about being dumped by Ellen that he's oblivious that Tracy has a major crush on him. Hopefully he's get a clue when he escapes the fog of waah.

by amphigori September 7, 2016

Fog of war

The foggy feeling in your head the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Man I feel dizzy from drinking too much last night, really feeling the fog of war this morning.

by Phantom41889 June 1, 2017

fog nocker

a person who is fake and smokes to much weed be they don't have a life so they bully other people into thinking they are straight but in reality they are a gay price of crap who needs to hop off the edge of the flat world. they also have a freckle on their right hand.

you suck fog nockers

by corringey June 10, 2017

Fog Gobbler

AKA San Francisco Fog Gobbler. When your partner is giving you a blow job and you fart in their face so they end up gobbling up your fog.

I was getting a blow job by a girl from Toronto started to lick my balls and it tickled a bit and I ripped a fart in her mouth and she Gobbled the fog. Hence a Torontian Fog Gobbler. She gagged for a minute then finished the job like a champ.

by Basiltiger April 21, 2018

Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.

Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.

by Das Koala June 2, 2018