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FML

Person: My mom just fml .
Person 2 : uhh that means fuck my life dude
Person: no, it means family medical leave! Get out of this hospital!
by 1029blue September 29, 2017
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Ashole fml
by Msaa October 19, 2017
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Man fml
by Uni4life April 27, 2017
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Joann: ''I need to get a pad, my period is heavy''

(she takes too long and her pants get messed up)

''FML''
by Pauladeene May 22, 2017
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I fmls when she was sitting on my bed wearing lingerie
by Dr. Long Shlong May 6, 2018
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Me. Fuck MY life. Not fix my fucking lighthouse. Just fuck me.
Esme
Esme wants her to fuck her life
Fml means esme
by Chesmo May 7, 2018
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fml i just lost 2 billion dollars off of a bet ~ Bill Gates
by drpokewolf March 13, 2018
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