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Give your girlfriend flowers day 

20th May

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
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Brandon Flowers 

Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
Brandon Flowers by bandanasarerad August 21, 2006

Brandon Flowers 

The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.
"Brandon Flowers is a little girl with a beard..."

~Sam Endicott, lead vocalist of The Bravery
Brandon Flowers by Ninjarachnid February 7, 2010

fahncy flowers 

The dried flowered buds and leaves of the Cannabis sativa plant that are smoked for their intoxicating effect.
Wanna come over and smoke fahncy flowers tonight?

Yo, I got the ill fahncy flowers.

Mmm, smells like someone's smoking the fahncy flowers?
fahncy flowers by elemenopy February 26, 2009

ryan flowers 

The kindest, most amazing, humorous & full of life individual you'll meet. Also has an amazing, sexy ass body that will make you melt. You will absolutely fall in love with him.
Ryan Flowers is the man of my dreams.
ryan flowers by Jbirdddddddddd February 10, 2018

Dumpster Flowers 

The act of a woman volunteering for anal sex
Jaxon, bro! Mikaela totally gave me dumpster flowers for my birthday!

Yellow carnation flowers 

Rejection and disappointment. If you got yellow carnations, congrats, that person most likely does not like you at all.
Hey, Chloe just gave me Yellow carnations flowers!
Ouch... Yellow carnation flowers means rejection, man.