Midnight sword fight

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.

"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"

by Shower Fart October 25, 2008

Snowball Fight

When a group of three or more males participate in a circle jerk or a similar activity, ejaculate into their respective hands and proceed to fling their fluids at each other.

“Who won the 4th Annual Celebrity Charity Snowball Fight last night?”
“Well Peyton Manning had the best accuracy but Shaq sent Ryan Seacrest into concussion protocol with an 11 oz snowball.”

by Espntheocho July 27, 2018

High school Fight

1)Slang for a fight deemed illegitimate and/or too short to make a lasting impression.
Or
2)A long, drawn out fight that ends in severe injury, and in some cases, death.

1) Gus and Jeff participated in a High school Fight. It lasted only 10 seconds, with no severe injury.
2)Tim and Henry participated in a High school Fight. It lasted 5 minutes, in which both Tim and Henry were sent to the hospital for broken knuckles, breached skin, and damaged internal organs.

by SergeantTV April 22, 2014

stage fright

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.

"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

Vagina Stage Fright

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.

I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!

by Just a random female April 20, 2011

Facebook Sword fight

One challenges another to a sword fight by posting at least 3 penis's (8====D) on random wall posts of a single person. He or she may fight back by posting 4 or more penis's on their wall (and so on). it is a battle to the death until one fighter can no longer one up the other fighter.

Steve is the master of facebook sword fight. he once posted 83 penis's on my wall until i gave in to his wrath.

by Singarama88 March 9, 2010

spoiling for a fight

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble

The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.

by Jim February 5, 2005