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Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!
by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007
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fletcherism

I'm a supporter of fletcherism
by polly March 9, 2004
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fetch

Adjective that describes something 'cool', 'awesome', 'hot', or 'chic'. Used various times by Gretchen Weener in the 2004 movie Mean Girls
Gretchen: Oh my gosh, that's so FETCH!

Regina: Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!
by Aspirations January 11, 2009
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Tira Flecha

A common insult to Hispanics (Latinos) meaning archer, or literally 'arrow thrower'. Refers to Amerindians before Spanish colonialism.
Oiga, tira flecha, (insert another insult)

At least I'm not a tira flecha!
by Luison December 29, 2007
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feetch

vb.- to use one's big toe to insert up a female anus, while using the other big toe to masturbate her. <feetching, feetched>
I feetched my woman some time ago, she just love my big toe!
by Senator Splooge March 14, 2005
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Fletcher

The best looking, strongest and most importantly has a huge shlong
Fletcher is an alpha male
by Alpha male 123 August 4, 2019
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flechette

n.- (flechette, flechettes)A small, sharp piece of metal, used as projectile or shrapnel weapons. Flechettes can resemble needles in design, as well as razor-edged disks, but by definition and origin are most like darts in nature. Their application is (or rather was) most useful in artillery rounds, raining thousands of such darts upon enemy emplacements- and with a startling success against body armor. Their use today is questionable, as these projectiles will not necessarily kill an enemy combatant (but possibly maim), and when used in areas thick with civilians, the cost in collateral damage can be quite high.
The use of artillery flechette rounds in populated areas has recently been criticized due to their use by the Israel Defense Forces in the Gaza Strip. These criticisms focus on the wide area of effect of artillery flechette rounds, and their use in areas with large civilian populations.
by Will "Reclaimer" H June 16, 2008
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