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Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
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Flashbang

Another term for a quickie. When you bang a chick fast like the Flash. FLASHBANG
“YO dude I just Flashbanged her in under 30 seconds
by Chickiedickie March 23, 2024
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Flashbanged

Getting flashed with a powerful flashlight

OR

Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)
*Person A shining a flashlight in Person B's eyes*
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!

OR

Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god
by goofy bat February 13, 2025
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Flashbang

When a white person wears all white clothing; especially if they have blonde hair.
Person 1: Hey look at this new winter coat I just got
Person 2: All white? You're gonna flashbang someone at this rate
by Mmorana November 7, 2025
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flashbang word

exactly what is says N-word H-word may mean niGGr word or hiTLer word

jazz face words that give you something shiney temporarily to blow sharts at people with
The liberal villain wanted to escape so she finally said the forbidden and no-no word she N-worded the whole audience to damned them shocked with her clintonized flashbang word!
by sinrlifemattrs November 9, 2025
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the flashbang effect

When you get blinded by lies but after you can see the truth once it has warn off
Yo Joe, did you get the flashbang effect put on you?
by USRLover2015 April 25, 2017
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deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story
Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo
by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018
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