flapjack

this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.

Oh man my cock hurts so much today because the other day I got flapjacked by some heavy set broad.

by bison brum June 17, 2009

South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.

While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.

by B Kelly August 26, 2006

Flapjacked

The act of putting ones pussy lips on anothers forehead

Man she got so loose that she flapjacked me.

by DamioNIN October 21, 2013

Flapjacker

When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.

Wow, Steve is a real flapjacker.

by MoonlightXxx July 22, 2021

Dirty Flapjack

1)Yes, wake up, spin your flapjack once too many, the floor it goes. flapjack

2)Porn person, usually has love for the pancake song.. pancake song

3)Someone saying dirty random things. random

Dude1: Hey, where's my flapjack?
Dude2:It's dirty.. 0_0 *sings pancake song*
Dude1:Well arn't you a dirty flapjack..
Or you just plain flipped your flapjack out of the skillet.

by dolphinsandskittlez September 9, 2010

Saggy Flapjacks

a woman's saggy boobs or a man's saggy balls.

"debra's saggy flapjacks were like no other"

by erikalovesponies August 3, 2012

Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017