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"I was about to fuck her, but I started doing wang flops and bit off my dick."
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"I wang flopped so hard it ripped off, went through the window, to my neighbor's house, and into my neighbor's grandma's vagina."
"I was about to fuck her, but I started doing wang flops and bit off my dick."
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"I wang flopped so hard it ripped off, went through the window, to my neighbor's house, and into my neighbor's grandma's vagina."
by Jebediah McGriddle December 25, 2008
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Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"
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That guy is such a fipster. He's always talking about the Falkland Islands. Not even the British give a fuck about the Falkland Islands.
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