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"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
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Otherwise known as a Dream, Jellybean, Meowbahh, GeorgeNotFound, or TommyInnit stan, a fatherus missingus is a lost child that doesn't have a father and hasn't touched grass for longer than a Love LIve! fan. A fatherus missingus is more toxic than a box jellyfish, and more annoying than Miku Maekawa.
by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022
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Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
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Shib: Look at that man and all those children, looks like a rainbow family.
Zad: He is what you call a Cuck Father. Those kids suggest that Darnell, Satvinder, Yin, Jose Lopez Caminero, and Yaya Makatunde have all inseminated his wife.
Sib: Damn son, this is some sick shit.
Zad: He is what you call a Cuck Father. Those kids suggest that Darnell, Satvinder, Yin, Jose Lopez Caminero, and Yaya Makatunde have all inseminated his wife.
Sib: Damn son, this is some sick shit.
by Roy Liotta December 24, 2018
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An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack
A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers
An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation
An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack
A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers
An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation
"Look at that Old Goat hitting on those chicks!!"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"
"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"
"Must be a Father Neil"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"
"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"
"Must be a Father Neil"
by DaveRoy January 15, 2009
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