Fein

Someone that takes the thing you're supposed to have

"Bro stop feining on the blunt it's my turn"

by Girlllll299 June 26, 2017

Faint Farted

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.

"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"

by matbat January 10, 2009

feitan

An amazing character from hxh💅🏻

Girl 1: feitan is daddy
Girl 2: you ok?

by Gonswife September 21, 2020

Jacuzzi faint

The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.

Whitney Houston jacuzzi fainted

by Jevan12 October 14, 2014

feinstein

An obnoxiously loud, nasally, attention monger who speaks too frequently for their brain to produce intelligent information fast enough to make the utterances worthwhile; simply to remind themselves that they are intelligent enough to conversate in the first place. they are correct and knowledgeable on any topic, especially finance and politics, regardless of whether or not they are actually correct and knowledgeable. they also are in denial as to their own self worth and social status, which is usually low due to their overall cocky disposition, irritating voice, and amount of time spent obsessing over monetary gain and career goals which results in the neglect of a spirtual side and eventual social ostracization. this dilemma is made up for by taking an out of date, unrealistic, pretentious religion very seriously.

feinstein: Yes, I calculated a total of 12.43 for your total share of gas money and you only paid me 12.25.
That Matisyahu sucks so bad, it makes me want to beat up a feinstein.
Stop talking during the movie you feinstein motherfucker.
Ow feinstein! Your nose just poked me in the eye!

by eggpress August 7, 2006

The Faint

Greatest band from Omaha EVER to exist..

Bright Eyes is just not that good, sorry folks.

by BriVeegs September 17, 2005

Faint

A state of giving just a sneek preview of what being dead feels like.

I try to make myself faint every damn minute so i can actually skip ahead and die.

by ::KiLLaH: December 7, 2003