K-Fed

The 'gangsta' that thinks he's black and is married to a fat cow also known as Britney Spears. He also makes 'music'.

K-Fed is pumping his 'ho' fine.

by Yourmom (who ever she is..) November 12, 2006

so fed

A word to describe something as too crunk to clean or just plain off tha chain.

Mane them new Jordans is so fed.

by Kristin April 25, 2005

k-fed

Impregnating a drunk celebrity soley to gain wealth.

Yea dude, Lindsey Lohan was so drunk last night, i wanted to k-fed her.

by James2 May 06, 2007

fed-ex

Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.

Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!

by dakota cougarette November 28, 2006

fed up

1. pissed off
2. when your bitch has had enuff cock

I fed up matt's mom.

by Dick Jones April 14, 2004

Fed posting

Fed posting is when an obvious federal agent is trying to pose as a harmless social media user but is obviously trying to remove any opposition to the American authority by either lying about communism or spreading bait for potential incriminating responses

Pretty online girl: I don't like what the Chinese Communist Party is doing with communism to fight America

Everyone else: Nice try, CIA. Next time maybe make it less obvious you're fed posting

by Definetly not the CIA February 02, 2023

fed exed

the term used to describe a situation when your mail order gets jacked by the truck driver

" dude did u get your new bike"
" no way man, i got fed exed"

by snake_eyes July 21, 2006