cranial fecalitis

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

by zdarius February 10, 2010

FEMA

Find Every Mexican Available

- George Lopez

News Reporter: Yesterday there was a massive flood in the Mississippi Valley, so the federal government has brought in FEMA to help in the rebuilding process.

(two days later)

News Reporter: This just in, Spanish is now the official language of the states surrounding the Mississippi Valley.

by bloodthug June 17, 2008

Fecalphobic

Fear of fecal matter. Particularly caused by watching Fecal Japan or seeing things you shouldn't on rotten.com

After fecal Japanime I was so fecalphobic I coudln't go into the shitter, so I just dropped trow outside.

by milkman May 2, 2003

fecal Fetus

The fetal state of a child conceived from anal sex. From its anal birth the name changes to terdling, shit baby or little shit. As an adult they are called Shit heads or Shit for brains. Used as an insult.

Bronwyn: Jenna is a real Shit head!

Noel: Well her mom had a lot of anal sex.. and she was a fecal fetus.

Bronwyn: That really explains it!

by Kabuiki August 3, 2010

fecamania

an individual's obsession with smelling, tasting, and touching, feces. Inflicted individual may excessively daydream and talk about feces.

"Guys I took the hugest poop today and it smelled nice."
--"That girl definitely has fecamania or something"

by lkjhcgjub January 15, 2011

Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.

Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.

by jennacola March 8, 2013

fecalgasm

When one takes a shit so nice that they enter a state of euphoria.

"Joe why did you lay on the floor for five hours after you took that shit?" "I had a fecalgasm"

by Wizzil September 23, 2015