Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

Farmers Tan

When one is outside and wearing, say a t-shirt
then there arms tan, and the rest of they're upper body is more white

most farmers you see, will have a farmers tan

by d33d$$ July 14, 2007

Farmers Market

A girl with two very different sized breasts.

Her chest was a Farmers Market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.

by saint_adventure October 1, 2014

Farmers League

A football league in which the champions are the same every year. The leagues are fun to watch, they score great goals but the ending is always the same unfortunately.

This term came from each of the football seasons in the 2010s. Teams like Bayern Munich, Paris Saint-Germain, Barcelona & Juventus won their leagues many times in the 2010s. Only teams to stop them were Borussia Dortmund, Monaco, Montpellier, Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, Inter Milan and AC Milan.

The reason why the premier league isn’t a farmers league is because all their teams have lots of money to buy great players.

The Bundesliga, Serie A, Ligue 1 & La Liga are examples of farmers leagues

by Footballfan UCL February 27, 2021

Blood Farmers

Farmers, but instead of crops, they grow people. For eatin'.

Hey guys, be on the lookout for blood farmers.

by SwampFever August 3, 2010

farmersville

A small village in Eastern Ontario Canada -- now known as Athens. Population 2006 -- 1,000 -- in the Township of Athens.

Famersville was a small farming community established in the mid-1800s. Today it is called Athens. Residents of Farmersville didn't like the name and renamed the village Athens -- having higher aspirations for future generations.

by Maddy1 September 23, 2006