Strange man-beast creatures found in the mountains, they have large bushy beards and all they say is "the fartler". They hunt and kill deer, bear, mountain lion, raccoon, Human, etc. with their bare hands. They have been known to hang the skinned bodies of their prey from sticks around their huts.
by Popcorn Hippopotamus October 17, 2012
Get the Fartler mug.by fable 2 will be awesome August 22, 2008
Get the Fable 2 mug.Related Words
farble
• Farbler
• farble narble
• Farbleader
• farblegarb
• Farblet
• garble warble farble
• farkle
• fartle
• fargle
A seemingly fun game at first, but slowly unravels into something awful. Expect constant glitching(My wife and family disappeared), god-awful jokes ripped from Monty Python(nothing against Monty Python), and the most terrible character morphing ever.
If by some insane decision, you decide to be evil, your character will look like a tauren from World of Warcraft. You start off as a kid with a mullet. The main villian is killed in one shot. No cutscenes, for better or worse. Most female characters will end up looking like a prostitute. Constant glitching. Mediocre character design. Terrible hairstyles apart from a couple. Money is so simple to get, I owned Bowerstone in less than two hours. Male characters look flat out mentally challenged(no offense to the mentally challenged). A female character looks like a gross butch if even a point is devoted to Strength. Upgrading Will causes blue stretch marks to invade your body. Children are useless, despite how cool they sound. Your character takes it's sister's death with a smile, and the list continues.
Nothing what Peter Molyneux promised. Most of what he promised is over-exaggerated from what it truly was. The first Fable had such a great story and beautiful creativity combined with well-place humor, while humor in Fable 2 is crude at best, and the story feels random and unfulfiling.
If by some insane decision, you decide to be evil, your character will look like a tauren from World of Warcraft. You start off as a kid with a mullet. The main villian is killed in one shot. No cutscenes, for better or worse. Most female characters will end up looking like a prostitute. Constant glitching. Mediocre character design. Terrible hairstyles apart from a couple. Money is so simple to get, I owned Bowerstone in less than two hours. Male characters look flat out mentally challenged(no offense to the mentally challenged). A female character looks like a gross butch if even a point is devoted to Strength. Upgrading Will causes blue stretch marks to invade your body. Children are useless, despite how cool they sound. Your character takes it's sister's death with a smile, and the list continues.
Nothing what Peter Molyneux promised. Most of what he promised is over-exaggerated from what it truly was. The first Fable had such a great story and beautiful creativity combined with well-place humor, while humor in Fable 2 is crude at best, and the story feels random and unfulfiling.
Fable 2 should never have been hyped up. The first Fable was god, and Fable 2 is a crude picture of god plastered with failure.
by RIP Fable July 2, 2009
Get the Fable 2 mug.noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.
by Smacfoo November 19, 2004
Get the fartlets mug.A life changing experience in which you can kill entire villages of innocent people, have unprotected sex with random strangers, sacrifice innocent people to the shadows, get drunk as hell, have your kid taken away by child protective services, and lots of other fun stuff as long as you don't play the game like a pussy. (Dustin)
I would cut off my left arm, use it to beat my dog to death, and then live off of the remains for three weeks rather than quit playing Fable 2.
by helixed March 5, 2009
Get the Fable 2 mug.by Reyka January 2, 2010
Get the Farkle mug.A fargler (i.e., one who fargles) is one who participates, or attempts to participate, in the following described activities: One male performing sodomy on another, and when on the point of ejaculating, he "lets loose" inside of his partner's anus. He then positions himself under the partner with the semen lodged in his anus. This partner then flatulates out the sperm, and the man under him receives it in his mouth. He then gargles with the semen.
by Munk February 20, 2005
Get the Fargler mug.