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Faping

Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.
"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"
by randomcavy May 2, 2010
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Faping

Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.
Faping : Fap and nap
by Ntuli October 29, 2018
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Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.
Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!
by TheJMM April 8, 2011
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fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.
A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.
by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015
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Flapping your soup coolers

Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.
I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!
by Mentjm June 10, 2016
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flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.
Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"
by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013
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Hand Flapping

Some children with autism “hand flap” as a self-stimulatory behavior. Other self-stimulatory behaviors sometimes seen in children with autism include rocking and spinning. These behaviors help them calm themselves or regulate their emotional states. Children may also do it when excited or upset, and it can be very hard to distract an autistic child away from their self-stimulatory behavior.
My kid was hand flapping so hard last night that I think his elbows broke!
by SamDeHam March 14, 2017
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