A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.
"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
by CannonFallsPride February 21, 2009
Get the Cannon Falls mug.Cuyahoga Falls is one of the whitest suburbs in ohio. It is known to have a large variety of Wiggers and to get into many fights with its rival Stow. Cuyahoga falls is also known as; C-falls, Pharmacy Falls, White Mans Hood and caucasian falls. Many people think there a bad but with the police no one ever really does anything. Some good things about Cuyahoga falls is its River Front, Natatorium, weed, and ice skating rink. It's a safe place to live uless your visiting from Stow or Springsfeild (then you might get beat up) Cuyahoga Falls has a ver impressive school spirit. And has some Crazy weather patterns.
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Falling Into Infinity is the 4th studio album by progressive metal band Dream Theater
It's the first and last full length studio album to feature Derek Sherinian, before he was fired to make way for Jordan Rudess.
It's the first and last full length studio album to feature Derek Sherinian, before he was fired to make way for Jordan Rudess.
by Jaimi December 27, 2007
Get the Falling Into Infinity mug.Contrary to popular belief, it is *not* the meth capital of the US. Or the pacific northwest. Or Washington State. Or even Snohomish County!
It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.
You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.
You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.
You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.
You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
by cherryPercussionist August 13, 2011
Get the Granite Falls mug.A town in western Wisconsin of roughly 15,000 people. There is an agricultural-based state university and Bum's Park, a grungy, high-school age congregational center where shitty drugs and half-smoked cigarettes are consumed. unknown to this group of teenage fucks is a legitimate drug supply that consists of marijuana, ecstasy, and soft core opiates like vicodin. Since there is not a healthy supply of activities, many teenage kids abuse this drug supply and fail in their pathetic studies.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, Wheres the party tonight?
Person 2: Its definitely NOT in River Falls, WI.
Person 1: But why d00d?
Person 2: Cuz it sucks ass here man.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Lets just go smoke this schwag at Bum's
Person 1: Aight kewlz.
Example 2:
River Falls fucking blows, But there is good weed there bro,
If you know where to find it.
Person 1: Dude, Wheres the party tonight?
Person 2: Its definitely NOT in River Falls, WI.
Person 1: But why d00d?
Person 2: Cuz it sucks ass here man.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Lets just go smoke this schwag at Bum's
Person 1: Aight kewlz.
Example 2:
River Falls fucking blows, But there is good weed there bro,
If you know where to find it.
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Get the falling off the roof mug.A sexual act that involves having tea with a midget dressed up like Ronald McDonald, finding a Burmese python in Wisconsin and defeating the Dread Pirate Roberts.
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