I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.

T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from

by Bchita March 22, 2010

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Fallen From Bourbon

The oblivious act of sitting on your arse playing playstation playing with your nudger whilst idiotically feeding your pet mutt bourbon after bourbon to find your dog laid on its back brown bread in the back garden

Nudgebar chars dog was sparko on the back lawn it had fallen from bourbon

by Dysooo October 23, 2022

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Fallen Kingdom

Truly the best song ever. It is a masterpiece and it deserves to be the most listened to song. Many people have cried because of it and it is a cinematic masterpiece

My favorite song ever is Fallen Kingdom

by SortaPinkish September 28, 2022

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Fallen

A non-binary person who gets deeply attached to fictional characters, doesn’t care if they are not real. Can daydream about the fictional world all day. Luv you guys <3

Dude: Fallen, FALLEN.
Fallen: huh?
Dude: were you paying attention

Fallen: totallyyyy
Dude: =_=
Fallen: ok ok I was thinking about ___

by thefiendbraywyatt08 November 4, 2021

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