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I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.
T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from
by Bchita March 22, 2010
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Fallen Arches

A euphemism for a McDonalds fast food restaurant. It is a play on the phrase "Golden Arches."
You: Are you guys hungry?

Him: Yeah. Where do you want to eat?

Her: We don't have much time, so how about the Fallen Arches around the corner?
by Wikiman X June 25, 2009
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Fallen angel

Will definitely have a fat girl of massive size.
A fallen angel is not fallen but re fallen because fallen means nothing.
by Tylergabe August 1, 2021
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fallen goose

When a man drops his dick into a womans vagina, later pissing in it, like a goose that got shot by a hunter.
I can’t wait to fallen goose my daughter tonight.
by scrimm November 3, 2018
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Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024
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Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
by MS.M-R February 4, 2021
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