failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Failotomy

Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.

So my cholecystectomy turned out to be a total failotomy

by Sunjammer October 29, 2010

Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010

Fapson

Someone who faps all of the time.

That person is quite the fapson.
Those fapsons should stop.

by jt93 September 25, 2014

failocalypse

A Fail-Fest. When you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. Like a chain reaction. failure

Dude, when I chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse

by DuckyMoMo04 April 23, 2016

faigo

Possible nickname for the name "Fay"

Yo, faigo, come here!

by HEYSHISHTERS December 6, 2016

faischa

A girl who is very sassy and loves anime and have crushes on koreans peaoples and shes a wizard harry voldemotr potatoes

She is faischa
Faisha is faischa

by PotatoesTomatoes January 30, 2017