fail troll

Some kid on forums who tries really hard to troll, but just gets shot down, because he somehow fails at the simple art of trolling.

Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?

by lolthetrolls December 21, 2011

Fail Goose

A Fail Goose is someone who does something so massively lame that they have simply failed at life. They are in turn called a fail goose.

Also, the collective term for a group of people failing together is a flock of fail geese.

This term is becoming popular and is sometimes seen tagged through twitter as #failgoose.

Jean: You spelled together wrong, its spelt T-O-G-E-T-H-R
Bob: OMG, ur such a fail goose.

by djkizza September 19, 2009

Fail Mob

When a flash mob goes horribly wrong.

"That was such a fail mob, they announced what they were going to do before anyone even started dancing."

by Tsahcomplice November 23, 2010

Fail like a Whale

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.

You Fail like a Whale, bitch!

by americanaidan November 25, 2010

fail gail

The worst lady on the earth

How was your driving test?
I failed😔
Ohh shit did u have fail gail?
Yup I didn’t even do anything wrong

by Fuckabeatiwastrynabeatherface April 27, 2019

Fail, win

When something supposedly bad happens, and then it ends up being something positive and a win.

Frank: Aww man my back hurts and I have to play football.
George: I'm gonna tackle that injured kid.
Frank: Holy Shit I just got tackled, but my back somehow is much better: fail, win.

by Taccoguy August 16, 2009

fail beans

Remark used when a person does something stupid. Possible combination of "fail" and "cool beans".

Jennifer reached over the table, knocking over the glass of water and spilling it everywhere.

Jennifer: "Oh, crap. Sorry guys."
Everyone else: "Fail beans."

by Slomo#1 September 2, 2009