air facial

the result of an air jack that is released upon the recipients face, can also be applied to a meal the recipient is eating or directly to the upper lip of the recipient.

brent was talking to this really hot babe when i came up behind him and after dry humping him for a few moments jake and i both gave him air facials after air jacking on him.

by cheweysmoker March 29, 2009

facial discrimination

discrimination based on an individual's facial appearance.

The modelling agency turned down her application because they said she was not pretty enough. This is one case of facial discrimination.

by Ben Lakandula June 10, 2007

Monkey Facial

when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.

so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through

by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

The Philly Facial

While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.

Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.

by Jason Raby January 26, 2006

Transylvanian facial

usually consisting of 2 women, one being on her menstrual cycle, the act is considered a golden shower, but with blood instead.

Trudi"oh i just watched twilight and im so hot!"
Stephen"oooh baby lets do the Transylvanian facial!"

by Johnny Von Zombie November 30, 2009

boberry facial

When you smother the icing of a boberry biscuit from Bojangles all over your face. It will appear that you have been jizzed on. Must be done in a public Bojangles.

Ron bought a six-pack of boberry biscuits. He then rubbed one on his face to give himself a boberry facial.

by waytoochill2 April 27, 2014

facial station

A person who is constantly getting their face spunked on.

That dude is always getting it on the face! It's because he is a facial station.

by Sin Docker June 21, 2014