facebookily

to make something official on facebook, or to perform an action on facebook.

Zac: So did you actually marry Kevin?
Jessica: Well I did facebookily.

by dman1001 November 25, 2009

Facebooping

The Lazy art of sitting on the bathroom throne exploring/posting on Facebook while performing a #2.

Dude, I totally commented on your status while I was facebooping!

by El Jefe Mariachi March 5, 2011

Facebookian Slip

A Facebook misspelling that delivers an unintentionally textual freudian slip for all to see.

Joe: Be sure you bring them boobs too, girl!
Anna: ??
Joe: Shit. Facebookian Slip!! Books, bring them BOOKS!

by Thornbrow November 27, 2011

facebookigate

Investigate something or someone through the facebook search bar.

Also, Facebookigation, being in the process of investigating someone/thing on facebook.

Sam - I wonder how my ex is doing?
Billy - Why don't you facebookigate it?

Two days later

Billy - Did you find your ex?
Sam - I am still in the middle of the facebookigation process.

by FBKitty November 13, 2011

Facebookian

A person who logs onto to the website Facebook.com and uses it regularly.

"Man, you really need to stay away from those facebookians..."

by B33C00l July 25, 2013

Facehook

Facehook is a state of Facebook that pisses you off and makes you want to hit people. Your feed is filled with religious rants, generic posts talking junk about people but they are too chicken to say a name and/or political slander or you've seen too many selfies and it's way early..

You check your Facebook feed in the morning and see..

"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"

"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"

"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"

You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)

by Hollyfire February 5, 2014

FaceHooker

A hooker, whos primary function is to sit on your face. Made famous in the 1956 show of boomtown

Rex Trailer: "Hey lookie' here we have a facehooker on the show today"
Child 1: "Ohhh I'd love it if you were to sit on my face, would you mind terribly?"
Facehooker: "no"

by JayzJKZ October 30, 2008