"mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.
"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
by miaJ March 15, 2009
How could you play a 15 minute game of halo, only kill 4 people, and only die twice? That just doesn't seem natural, but Oak Express is.
by cotay15 July 20, 2009
by BBBarrett May 28, 2010
Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight
by mcbane999 April 17, 2010
An algebraic equation in which each term is either a constant or the product of a constant and (the first power of) a single variable. Linear equations can contain one or more variables
by bob_jumped_off_a_cliff January 27, 2018
Melissa is a jigaboo express.
by I Know Things May 26, 2014
The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.
by GetWrekt January 11, 2015