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What you get when you look at the definition for "recursion"
"Hey, can you help me tie this knot?"
Computer: Error 508
Error 508 by Robiginal October 27, 2025
The infamous error associated with the catastrophic launch of Diablo 3 in 2012.
"This is a message to the people that work for Blizzard Entertainment, specifically the Diablo 3 crew. I wasn't going to make a video today because I didn't think anybody would see it. I thought everybody would be out playing Diablo 3, and I thought I would be playing Diablo 3, you'd be playing Diablo 3, but NOBODY'S FUCKING PLAYING DIABLO 3! Because you gotta see the servers down, the servers are down! And every time I try to log in, all I get is fucking Error 37! Error 37! I keep trying to log in and I get Error 37! ERROR 37! Why the fuck is it 37?! What the fuck are the other 36?! Shouldn't this be error number 1?! Error number 1, I can't log the FUCK IN!? Holy SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS NUMBER 35?! SOMEONE SHOT SOMEBODY RUNNING THE SERVERS?! DID ONE OF THE FUCKING HAMSTERS GET LOOSE?! I SPENT ALL FUCKING NIGHT TRYING TO GET THIS GODDAMN COLLECTOR'S EDITION! I STOOD LINE AT FUCKING WALMART! I CAN BARELY STAND UP! I FUCKING STOOD IN LINE AND JUST CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! And oh, okay, I finally- okay, I finally get in, I'm- I finally get past Error 37! What do I get?! Error 3006! Can't even load the character screen! Error 3006! HOW MANY FUCKING ERRORS DID YOU GUYS COUNT TO?! Fucking what do I expect the next error... 9999? HOLY SHIT, IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK you, Blizzard! FUCKING... WORK YOUR GAMING YOU AIN'T WORK! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I PAID MONEY, CASH MONEY, DOLLARS MONEY, CASH MONEY! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Error 37 by FB3Network February 14, 2026

Got an error! Reload to try again 

That shit Urban Dictionary gives you when there is a random error that makes you want to kill yourself. Usually happens when you try to submit a defintion that’s too long or just happens randomly.
Got an error! Reload to try again
*random embedded YouTube video*
Holler at us if problems don’t stop
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Windows Fatal Error 

Some bullsh*t in Windows systems which describes a harmless error as fatal. Usually happens when you're working on your computer.
Windows Fatal Error : "The instruction at "07ijk125" failed to initialize in "24ole24r". The program will now close"

I AM ERROR 

The old guy from Zelda II who lives in a gigantic house (which looks small from the outside) in Ruto.

He is totally useless (only one hint later) and keeps saying " I AM ERROR".

No one knows what this means or why he says that.
Maybe it's his name, Error.
"I AM ERROR" ~ Error in Zelda II
I AM ERROR by Bari April 21, 2005

experimental error 

Jimmy: Shit dude, I shouldn't have touched Steve's sack like that!
Chad: Sounds like you made an experimental error.
experimental error by a big guy October 1, 2015