election

A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.

Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

by DrIdiot August 31, 2004

electric car owners

literally complains about why oils are bad, gases smells bad, engine is a waste of money, and it cost to buy a engine car when flexxing about your tesla and owing a tesla is exensive. Even tho they can get lost out of sight, die during winter, die on highways like chevorlette trucks, and no sounds.

Average electric car owner: "haha gas" poor person !!!!!!LOL OIL!!!!!!!!!
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Electric Soup

"Electric Soup" is originally the colloquial name for the beverage made by infusing milk with natural gas which was readily available from broken gas lanterns in the hallways and closes of tenements and flats across Scotland before North Sea gas was used and electric lamps were introduced. "Electric Soup" was commonly made and consumed by tramps, alcoholics and delinquents and was reported to have a mind altering effect.

We started goin' in tae pubs together, then we went on tae secondary school, then we started on the electric soup.

by Schemie MacJakie November 2, 2009

Electric Wookie Backdoor Boogaloo

the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself.

"My wife let me whip out the electric wookie backdoor boogaloo and cork the brown eye last night."

"Righteous, much."

by C. Sampson May 25, 2009

elect a pope

to smoke marijuana in a clandestine fashion, i.e., by blowing the smoke out of the window of your studio apartment so neighbors won't smell it.

Me and Andre are going to elect a pope at my place before going out drinking.

by Omar O January 11, 2009

electric eel

Masturbation ending in an electrical orgasm, as semen connects the circuit between an outlet and your dick.

Essentially, you have to masturbate into an electrical socket/outlet and make sure your aim is good.

RJ: Has Pedro been alone in the room all this time?
AM: Yeah. He's probably doing the electric eel.....
CP: When you jack it with your dick in an electrical socket?
TY: Yeah and your jizz connects your body to the electricity so you get a shock.
All: haha he probably is

by miike jones September 8, 2012

Electric

another variation of the much overused cool, awsome, sweet, and "sick"
Also can me enlightning, a good performance

That concert was electric!
Electric shoes man!

by Carley April 6, 2005