Emerald Cell

A fusion hardcore band from Philly/New Jersey. Established in 2001 then disbanded in '02. Two original members "Lefty" and "Juvie-D" have recently brought the band back after an 8 year hiatus (as a duo). New music will be released throughout 2010.

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by EmeraldCell2010 March 26, 2010

Purge Emerge

To make known somthing undiserable is undesirable.

After the way he acted, the situation became a total purge emerge.

by Mitchell K. January 25, 2009

Emergency jog

The sort of jog that is motivated by the immediate regret one feels from having indulged in too much food.

Shit, I've eaten way too damn much. Time for an emergency jog.

by zeiphon May 8, 2010

emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.

I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.

by jsd9632 January 12, 2012

Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

emerald fever

A sexual obsession with Celtic women. Specifically a women with fair skin and short tempers.

Dave: Why is Jimmie at that Irish Pub?

Jim: New barmaid in from Ireland. That guy has had Emerald Fever for years.

by Steve-er December 22, 2013

emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.

I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion

by hprocks July 5, 2014