Eggitus

The condition causing an undeniable urge to eat, small, cute things, normally baby animals.

"Aww, that kitten is so cute—"
"Twelve grams of protein."
"You have some serious Eggitus..."

by Brick.Brock June 21, 2024

Eggitus

The condition causing an undeniable urge to eat small, cute things, normally baby animals.

"Aww, that kitten is so cute—"
"Twelve grams of protein."
"You have some serious Eggitus..."

by Brick.Brock June 21, 2024

Eggioson

The worlds hardest instument of percussion in the shape of an egg.

HmmmHmmmHmmmm EGGIOSON! Em walsh can sure shake that eggioson!

by Daniel February 2, 2005

Egging the bred

Used when some next man is rucking with some other next man and one of the next men is brucking up the other bredwin bad.

"What-da-blut-yo, that next man is really egging the bred!"

by Smith June 18, 2005

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 9, 2008

Eggstitential

Something that is so profound that it really just comes out like scrambled eggs.

"Jon just said somthing profound."

"Really, I thought it was more eggstitential."

by TKO Swenson April 7, 2010

eggtothemotherfuckingzactly

A word commonly used by the average douchebag but usually used to sugar coat a moment where one person knows a topic but another person thinks that they know it.

Adam: I know the longest word in the dictionary.

Brad: What is it?
Adam:Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Brad: No!!! its pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis!! Oh!!! Pwned! Eggtothemotherfuckingzactly!!

by DrPepperPimp April 17, 2010