Headline Educated

Someone who only reads the news headline without reading the full story and believes they know the full story.

"A story on Reddit says too much sleep can kill you!"
"How?"
"I dunno, I only saw the headline"

"Fucking hell Karen, It's a click. You are so fucking Headline Educated. Go away"

by Mr CeeKay August 8, 2018

Educated Bullshit

The information you put in an essay the day before it's due that doesn't have any revelance to your topic whatsoever; its only purpose is take take up space.

Steve:Hey Jim, what did you get on you history essay?
Jim: I got an 80. What did you get?
Steve: I got a 100.
Jim: How?!?!?
Steve: I don't know because it was filled with educated bullshit about the Reagan Administration.

by Lostnflight October 3, 2012

ticket to education

your bus pass that you would use for a whole term of school.

oo where is my ticket to education the bus is coming

shit i lost my ticket to education, no bus journey for me :(

by rachel ginger October 4, 2005

financial education

Something that should be a gen. ed. for college students.

Man... I wish that my college had a good financial education class, cause I feel like I'm dying.

by Kathy@rose September 29, 2017

educator chills

the effect of working in an educational environment and observing the students achieving, enjoying, excelling

"Did you see how excited Adria was when she passed that tough math test? Look at my arm - educator chills!"

by Airda July 3, 2018

educational purposes

Is when a boy or girl says I will save that later and mastrubate until they cum to that one photo or video

Don’t worry it’s for educational purposes

by anonymous December 7, 2021

adult education

It's a bad situation!

Adult education, it's a bad situation!

by Skeetonyou July 11, 2018