Drift shit

Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.

"Did you see that!?"

"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"

by BradFromTampa January 4, 2017

Driftay

A guy who owns a company named "Saber" (aka a circus) that claims who knows what they're doing regarding Minecraft development. When in reality, they just skid other people's work and leeches people's ideas because they have no sense of imagination. His workers are also clowns thinking he doesn't skid and thinks him leeching isn't him leeching.

Hey, don't be like a driftay, it brings bad luck

by Vanci February 26, 2020

Vinyl Drifter

A DJ that refuses to play commercial music, one whose constantly seeking undiscovered or forgotten 45's and experimental music.

I just got back from Amoeba music. Boy, I feel like a vinyl drifter after digging in those dusty record bins.

"Do you have any Rhianna?!!" DJ- "Whose that?"

by Tek Zeus February 5, 2014

brokeyo drift

A cheap car with a whale tale spoiler and is overall a poor attempt at a racing customization. Usually associated with Honda Civics and Dodge Chargers.

Man that 2006 Honda Civic with those racing stripes sure looks like brokeyo drift.

by Tommy Tsunami March 28, 2019

Tokyo Drifting

When cocaine is arranged in a half circle line, when snorted, the user is tokyo drifting.

I was Tokyo drifting off that strippers booty last night.

by Bigbootybatches December 19, 2019

internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020

Alabama Drift

A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.

Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.

The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan

by Heretical Mind July 13, 2023